Grown up yet?

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP!

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke
any of them.

2. Having sex in a bunk bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in a shopping centre.

6. You watch the ABC.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up"
and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 20. This
is the worst one!

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those
%&;@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
jokes around you.

12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
go up.

13. You feed your pet Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.

14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

15. You take weekend naps from noon

16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
the beginning of one.

17. Eating a kebab at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.

18. You go to the chemist for Mylanta and antacid,
not condoms and pregnancy tests.

19. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
stuff."

20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again!"

22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
for real work.

23. You drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.

24. You read this entire list looking desperately for
one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one
to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends cause
you know they'll have the same problem.

BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
them instead of asking "Oh Sh*t What Happened?"